Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 August 1913 — To Slow for Him. [ARTICLE]

To Slow for Him.

A'German farmer was in search of a driving horse. “I’ve got just the horse for you,” said the liveryman. "He’s five years old. sound as a dollar and goes ten miles without stopping.” The German threw his hands skyward. “Not for me,” he said, “not for me. I live eight miles from town and mit dot horse I has to walk back two miles.” —National Monthly.