Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 168, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 July 1913 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Even some old settlers never settle. Success comes to a few of us in spite of ourselves. —* . Giving unsolicited advice, hf one way of borrowing trouble. 1 Some men are used to being called liars and don’t mind it. Too many people want to monkey with other folks’ buzz saws. After the trial a wise person learns not to talk back to the judge. ’> Even a big man can’t always insult a little man and get away with it. When we all break into the high brow class who is going to do the drudgery? The man with a good aim in life and an empty gun may have an artistic temperament. Experience is said to be the best teacher, yet there are men who marry three or four times. After a young man has burned the candle at both ends for a while he may develop cpld feet. When a woman wills she will—unless she says she will, then the chances are that she won’t. If the price of ham goes much higher the open season for the ham sandwich might as well be closed. If you would do something of real benefit for humanity, perfect the typewriter instead of wasting your time on perpetual motion.