Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 162, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1913 — Adopting the Suggestion. [ARTICLE]

Adopting the Suggestion.

"Shorty, you gourdhead, you’rb carrying three perfectly good umbrellas, under your arm, and it’s raining hard! Why don’t you put up one of them?" “Gosh, that isn’t a bad idea, Squinchley! I believe I'll put up all three of ’em.” Whereupon Shorty executed a quick sidestep into a pawnshop that happened to be convenient.