Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 158, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 July 1913 — Not a Linguist [ARTICLE]

Not a Linguist

Mrs. Worldly—ls, as you say, your master kissed you against your will, why did you not cry "Help!”? French Maid —Ah, madame! Zat ees just ze vord of vich I could not sink at ze moment —Puck.