Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 154, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 June 1913 — The Retort Courteous. [ARTICLE]

The Retort Courteous.

• ▲ merry party being gathered in a city Hat made such a racket that the occupant of a neighboring apartment sent his servant down with a polite message asking if it would be possible for the party to make lesß noise, since, as the servant announced, "Mr. Smith says that he cannot read." "1 am very sorry for Mr. Smith," replied the host. "Please present my compliments to your master, say that I am sorry he cannot read, and tell Mm I could when I was four years aid!" •" ' ■ '