Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 153, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 June 1913 — Page 3

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Its Seeds*. SThst petition is certainly a bird ' “Of course. Isn’t It a round robin?" Hr*. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children teething-, softens the go ms, reduces inflammation, allays pain,cures wind code,2sc a bottle.** A man’s sins find him out eventually, but his wife usually beats them to it ' % 1 1 ‘ When starvation stares a woman In the face she may start a boarding house. • No woman Is ever really happy unless she feels that some other woman envies her. A straight tip on a sure thing generally demonstrates that life is full of uncertainties.

Solicitous.

He—l wish I had money. I’d travel. She —How mush do you need?— Judge.

His Chance.

Gateman —Hold on, there, young feller. A dollar for the car! Stude —Sold!' '

Ambiguous.

“That actor haa such finish in his work." “Well, J’d like to see his finish.”

Wears Little There.

“Miss Slasher is a stunning girl when slie is dressed up." “I can't say anything about that I've only seen her on the street”

No Chance for an Argument.

"Waiter, how,do I know that isn’t horse meat instead of beef?” “You probably don't, sir: all kinda of people come here to eat." ~

Closely Occupied.

“That man is always kicking.” x “What about?” “He doesn't know. He kicks so much he doesn’t leave himself time to find out what his real grievances are,”

Danger in a Phrase.

"Do you think there is such a thing as a yellow peril?" "Certainly,” replied Senator Sorghum; ’“yellow peril’ is such a picturesque and fascinating phrase that a lot of people will never let their minds rest until they have worked out some condition to fit it.”

A Close Call.

A train bit a truckload of dynamite at Dallas/ Ore., the other day, but did not feause the stuff to explode. When the passenger trail, collided with the truck, the latter was carried niore than 100 feet on the pilot of the engine, and the driver saved his life by jumping before the engine •truck.

Broken Heart Caused Death.

A broken heart, caused by violent beating due to sudden etaotion, was said by a doctor to be responsible (or the death of Alexander Burness, six-ty-four, a master tailor, at a London inquest. Burness (ell and died during an altercation with a foreman cutter as to the -ownership of certain articles whieh he was about to remove from his former premises to new ones.

England's Oldest Bowling Green.

Which is our oldest recreation? There are not wanting archeologists who profess to be able to trace refer ences to football and baseball on Egyptian moral tablets. However, when it comes to actual records, the fine old English game of bowls would appear to be as old as any. , .Southampton, Eng., has records showing that one of the l<Jcal bowling greens was In existence in 1299. Many interesting customs are associated with the game on tkis historic green. Every summer a “Are Jack” competition is held, and an order of knighthood 1b conferred on the winner, who kneels in the center of the green while the other players gather round him and the master touches him with a sword and dubs him “sir.”

BEGAN YOUNG. Had “Coffee Nerves" From Youth.

“When very young I began using coffee and continued up to the last six months,” writes a Texas girl. “I had been exceedingly nervous, thin and very sallow. After quitting coffee and drinking Postum about a month my nervousness disappeared and has never returned. This is the more remarkable as I am a primary teacher and have kept right on with my work. "My complexion now is clear and rosy, my skin soft and smooth. As a good complexion was something I had greatly desired, I feel amply repaid Sven though this were the only benefit erived from drinking Postum. “Before beginning its use I had suffered greatly from indigestion and headache; these troubles are now unknown. "I changed from coffee to Postum without the slightest inconvenience, did not even have a headache. Have known coffee drinkers, who were visiting me, to use Postum a week without being aware that they were not drinking coffee.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creels, Mich. Write for booklet, “The Road to Wellville.’' Postum comeq. in two forms. ■ Regular (must be boiled). Instant Postum doesn't require boiling but is prepared instantly by stirring a level teaßpoonfu! in an ordinary cup of hot water, which makes it right for most persons. A big cup requires more and some people who like strong tilings put in a heaping spoonful and tamper It with a largo supply of cream. Experiment until you know the amount that, pleases your palate and have it served that way in she future. “There's a Reason” for Postum.

The ONLOOKER

HENRY HOWLAND

lost milk

~He comes!” r 'He comes!" tHe people shout, Aad autocrats in blue Wave back the crowds where men press out And boys go squirming through; -They cry, “He comes!” and distant drums Give time for marching feet— Behold the guards who lead the way Come proudly down the street. Men stand upon their toes to see, , And wave their hats in air— But what is all this fuss to me. And who is passing there? Erect and proud he views the crowd. I cannot cheer him. though, As I could cheer the splendid, big Drum major, long ago. Here passes one whose fame has spread Wherever men abide; There’s grandeur in his poise of head. And in his breast is pride; But when, at last, the guards have passed, Unthrllled, I turn away, . Forgetting that my gaze has been . Upon the great today. " 'V /»■'?" ' * The years have robbed me of a Joy m ne’er regain, alas! Oh for the ardor of the boy Who sees the marchers pass'! Oh.that I still might have the thrill which set my cheeks aglow When glory centered in the big Drum major, long ago!

Insisted on That Much.

“Say, this is a rattling good chauffeur you have.” “Qh, I don’t like him very well. He never would clean the car if I didn’t keep watching him all the while.” “This is-a rattling good road, isn’t It?” “No; it’s fairly good right here, but it gets very bad a little farther on.” “It’s a rattling fine day, isn’t It?” “I don’t like it quite so cool.” “This is a rattling ,flne car you have.” “I wish I could get rid of it. There seems to be nearly always something the matter with the thing.” “Well, tha rattling’s good, anyhow, Isn’t it?”

ALMOST LOST.

sist on having the truth, it is too long drawn out. The interest isn’t sustained and it is very poorly written.” “But my wife is going to sue cqe for divorce in a week or two, and there’s likely to be quite a scandal.” “Wait! I’ll have a contract ready for you to sign in just a minute.”

Too Much for Her.

“Poor lady,” said the man who Rras looking at the stock of patients in the Incurable ward, “what a pity that one so young and so beautiful should have to be shut up here. What caused her reason to topple lfa>m its throne?” “Her husband became a vegetarian,” replied the attendant, “and she (went crazy trying to find things that he could eat.”

Salesmanship.

“I’m afraid these shoes will not be big enough for me,” said the lady customer, after she had with much difficulty and considerable help succeeded in getting one of them on. “But see bow nicely they show off your beautiful arched instep," said the clerk. “Ah!,- It feela perfectly comfortable now. You may send them out, please.” /

Respect for the Aged.

“What’s the matter. Miss Dallington?” asked the village wag. “You never laugh at any of my jokes.” ”1 have been taught never to laugh •i the old and decrepit” *

It Seldom Happens.

It doesn’t often happen that a woman can increase her husband's esteem or retain bis love by reminding him daily of sacrifices she made to b» •ome his wife. -v

“I’m afraid,” said the publisher, "your novel won’t have much of a sale.” “I can’t see why It shouldn’t” replied the author. “Well, if you in-

BOILED EGGS BETRAY THEM

Nationality of Olnore la Shown In Their Various Method of Eating. Sherlock Holmes might have figured this out, bift he did not! The average .Englishman win always demand his egg boiled just three minutes, then he place! it In an egg cup, just large enough to have the egg fit it, taps the x>p of the shell, and removes the broken shell with his fingers. The egg Is eaten a spoonful at a time. A Frenchman, much like the Englishman, likes his eggs of three minutes, exactly. He then "peels” them, places them in a glass, stirs and mixes well together with salt, pepper and butter. He makes a practice of dipping bread into the mixture, and eating it along with the eggs. A Spaniard wouldn't think of iettlpg his egg boi\ more than one minute. He then breakß it, and lets the contents run into a glass, and consumes it as if he were drinking a glass of wine. An egg is only fit in an Italian’s estimation when It has been placed In cold water, and removed just as the water beings to boil. He then breaks it, pours it on a plate, and proceeds to 6op it up with bread. The German, like the Italian, demands his eggs as near the liquid state as possible. He breakß his eggs in an unsightly cup, and scoops the liquid out as if it were soup. The American is about the only one who prefers his eggs boiled hard. When they are served up to him, he knifes them iq half, removes the contents into a glass, after which he adds a plentiful supply of pepper, butter and salt. He then minces the eggs fine,, mixing them well with the spices, and eats them with his toast

ITCHING AND BURNING

Iberia, Mo. —“I was troubled with scalp eczema for about five years and tried everything I heard of, but all of no avail. The doctors told me I would have to have my head shaved. Being a woman, I hated the idea of that. I was toli%by a friend that the Cuticura Remedies would do me good. This spring I purchased two boxes of Cuticura Ointment and one cake of Cuticura Soap. After using one box of Cuticura Ointment I considered the cure permanent, but continued to use it to make sure and used about onehalf the other box; Now 1 am entirely* well. I also used the Cuticura Soap. “The disease began on (he back ol my head, taking the form of a ringworm, only more severe, rising to r. thick, rough scale that would come off when soaked with oil or warm water, bringing a few hairs each time, but in a few days would form again, larger each time, and spreading until the entire back of the head was covered with the scale. This was accompanied by a terrible itching and burning sensation. Now my head is completely well and my hair growing nieely.” (Signed) Mrs. Geo. F. Clark, Mar. 25, 1912. ' Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card “Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.!’ AAr. —' l *

Unique Suicide.

. A safe was used -by a man named Jacob Rabinowitz, fifty-four yeats old, of Philadelphia, Penn., to commit suicide, a few dayß ago. Frst he -jacked up an 800 pound safe with a block of wood. Placing his head beneath it he drew a strap as tightly as he could around his neck. Then he knocked the block from under the safe and the heavy weight fell upon his head. He was found by his wife, but died before a physician arrived. He had been despondent for several weeks because he lost a lawsuit

A Relic of History.

A newly rich woman, who was anxious to make a favorable impression in her neighborhood, decided to show her collection of antiques to the bishop when he called. The time came, and one by one she displayed the whole collection, giving him the history of each piece. “There,” she said, pointing impressively to an old yellow teapot, “that teapot was used in the Boston tea party.”

The Logical Situation.

“Here, some fellow says that the suffrages are women who haven’t got husbands.” * “Then T suppose be holds it is the antis who get the uncles.”

Even the actor doesn’t have to play one night stands to realize that life is a fleeting show. Tombstone inscriptions are generally too good to be true.

Save the Babies. INFANT MORTALITY is something frightfuL We can hardly realize thai of all the children bom in civilized ooantries, twenty-two per oenL, or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one year; thirty-eeven EoenL, or more than one-third, before they an five, and one-half before y are fifteen 1 We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a majority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to eay that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of naroetjo preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children’s complaints oontaia more or leas opinm or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity, they stupefy, retard circulation end lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but yea must see that it bean the signature df Chaa. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the /* _ pores of the skin and allays fever. /y' a J 1 Genuine Castoria alwaji bean theilgeatareof

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For the Ironing Board.

Pad the ironing board with a thick quilt or old blanket, then lay the board on the table and cut a piece of heavy muslin so it will fit the board loosely. Seam it np, leaving the slip open at each end. Make two of these slips and change them frequently, says Mother's Magazine. Thus the Ironing board is always clean, and the padding will hot have to be changed for months.

A Difficulty.

"There is ope bad thing about beginning a joy ride." "What ia that?” "You are apt to end on the trouble wagon."

Case In Point.

“You French excel ub In politeness.” “Oh, no, monsieur,” protested the Parisian gentleman, "1 deny it” “That’s Just your politeness.”

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