Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 149, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1913 — FACTS AND FANCIES [ARTICLE]

FACTS AND FANCIES

Any form of torture is preferable to that inflicted by the rustic seat. Hero is another inviolable rule: No boy preacher knows much about sin. Some men are born that way. Others grow round shouldered carrying life insurance. a' The trouble with the amateur show Is that two or more performances nearly always are given. One husband is as good as a college education, yet some women insist upon a post-graduate course. A hero may also be described as a man who has taken the precaution to establish friendly relations with the reporters. The recent charge that George Ade isn’t funny can also be substantiated in the case of any other citizen against whom it may be brought. When a man spends half bis time bending his elbow over a * bar he ought not to complain of a cramp when he has to Blgn a few checks.