Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 144, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 June 1913 — The Limit. [ARTICLE]

The Limit.

An Irishman at a magazine explosion was picked up unconscious. The doctor decided he had no bones broken and had only been knocked senseless. As he came to his senses the doctor was holding a glass of water to his lips. "Phat happened?” he asked. "The magazine exploded, and you had a very narrow escape, and Vm giving you this water to revive you," replied the doctor. "Glvtn’ me wather after bein’ Plowed up?" said Pat in disgust. "In Hivin's name what would have to happen ter git er drink of whusky?"