Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 143, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1913 — Wanted to Be There. [ARTICLE]

Wanted to Be There.

Tony came over from the old country and obtained employment in America as a section hand. Some time afterward he went to his foreman and said: “Boss, I like has vacashun.” “Tony, you don’t need a vacation,” answered the boss. “Yes, boss, I like has vacashun,” re-, peated Tony. "What dq you want with a vacation? If I give it to you, Tony, you will go back to the old country, blow all your money, and then come back broke. You had better stay here.” “I like has vacashun, boss,” stolidly repeated Tony. “I’pi going to get married and I’d kinder like to be there.”