Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 143, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 June 1913 — Base Suspicion. [ARTICLE]

Base Suspicion.

Guest (in cheap restaurant) — That’s queer. I ordered three dishes, and you are out of all. Waiter —It’s late, sah. Guest (suspiciously)—Not saving ’em for yourself, eh? Waiter (haughtily)—l don’t eat here, sah.