Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 140, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1913 — What He Wanted. [ARTICLE]

What He Wanted.

Small Boy (applying for aituatkm) —What kind of a boy does yer want? Merchant—A nice quiet boy that doesn’t use bad words, smbke cigarettes, whistle around the office, play tricks, or get Into mischief — Small Boy—Yer don’t want no boy; yer want a goll. See?