Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 June 1913 — LITTLE SURPRISES [ARTICLE]

LITTLE SURPRISES

"I don't want any afternoons out, mum; I'm satisfied if 1 can go to church Sundaj evenin’s.” ' / ’■Harry, you’ve been an awful long time making up your mind to ask me to marry you!” “Your bill, doctor. Is only about halt what I expected it would be.” "Bobby, I've kept you in after school to tell you you’re a dear, good little boy. Won’t you give your old teacher a kiss?” "No, sir, 1 haven’t anything In stock that's quite as good as what you are asking for; try that druggist across the street"