Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1913 — Guess Work. [ARTICLE]

Guess Work.

“Don’t you think Miss Dabber powders too much?*’ “Can't say, Tm sure. I’ve never seen her with her make-up off, so I don't know what she’s trying to hide.*

“Hello! Is that the health depart ment?” “Yes,” “This is Snoodle —G. H. Snoodle umpty-seven Ringbone avenue. Say, when are you going to send a garbage wagon around to this neighborhood?* “It’s impossible to say, Mr. Snoodle; we are doing the very best we can.” “But, great Scott, It has been six weeks and four days since anybody In this part of town has even seen a garbage wagon!” "How do you happen to remember so accurately, Mr. Snoodle”” “That was the day, sir, as It happens, when I went on the water wagon, and I’ve been fighting the durnedest thirst you ever heard Of every minute sincg."