Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1913 — A Contortionist. [ARTICLE]

A Contortionist.

"What is your notion of an ideal statesman?” “An ideal statesman, in my opinion,*’ replied Senator Sorghum, “is a man who knows howrto keep his ear to the ground without lying down on his job.”