Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1913 — Flatness. [ARTICLE]

Flatness.

“Do you believe that story about the New Jersey hen that laid flat eggs?" asked the man who was leaving the restaurant. "No,” replied the cashier. “The hen never laid ’em that way. They may have tasted a little flat from being kept so long in storage.”