Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1913 — Room at the Top. [ARTICLE]

Room at the Top.

Once upon a time there was a man who went a-courting, and he courted a widow. And the widow thought well of him, but behold! she refused to accept a second chance. “But why will you not marry me?” persisted the suitor. “I love my first poor dear husband from the bottom of my heart,” wept the widow. “But," persisted the man, “ain’t there always room at the top?”