Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 131, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 June 1913 — Grammar as a Burglar Alarm. [ARTICLE]

Grammar as a Burglar Alarm.

Mrs. Hubb—l allow my husband no latch key. He rings and I ask who’s there; then he says: “It’s I,” and I open the door. Mrs. Kawler —But suppose a thief should ring and say the same thing—you’d be in a fix. Mrs. Hubb—Oh, a thief wouldn’t answer “it’s I; he’d say: “It’s me.”