Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 129, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 May 1913 — To Much for Him. [ARTICLE]

To Much for Him.

"Why George, what a condition yon are In! Where have you been?” "It’s all ri’. Been to say goo’ bye to Charlie Scrapple.” “Where’s Charlie going?" “Charlie’s going to gllrdle th’ globe.** “What?” "Olrbal th’ globe.” , "Say It slowly.” “Global tb’ gird.” “Once morV’ “He’s going round th’ earth In eighty days! What’s th’ matter with yon?" "Ah, he’s going to girdle the globe, is he? Well, yen girdle your way tobed.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. 1'