Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 128, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 May 1913 — Page 3

IT'S HARB TO WORK It’s torture to work with a lame, aching back Get rid of it. Attack the cause. Probably it’s weak kidneys. " Heavy or confining work is hard on the kidneys, anyway, and once the kidneys become inflamed and congested, the trouble keeps getting Worse. v :: The danger of running into gravel, dropsy or Bright’S disease is serious. Use Doan’s Kidney Pills, a fine remedy for backache or bad kidneys. James E. Poy- Ot-SS ner, Rosaville, was laid up \ wmH A with kidney tl® la \ fm /yX v I couldn't move. The kidney secretions were in terrible condltlon. Doan’s vW] I^DL W Kidney Pills vßf r~JI cured me in A~W (froii/ll short order and U for four years the trouble has Br, never returned." Get Doan’* at Any Stem. 50c a Boa DOAN’S ViViV FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y.

HAVE LONG DURATION OF LIFE

Galt Water Denizens Attain Immense Age, If Scientific Investigation^ Are Correct. Water, particularly salt water, seems to conduce to longevity. There are gigantic mussels and oysters whoße age is assumed to be comparable only with that of the Cape Verde baobab tree and the big tree of California, which live for 6,000 years. Indeed, there appears no particular reason why mussels should ever die, though it is also true that, considering the sort of life a mussel leads, there seems no particular reason why It should ever have lived. Sea anemones, again, delicate and sensitive though they look when we see,them in the rock pools, may attain great age. Sir John Dalyell, a Scottish naturalist, captured in 1828 a sea anemone of the liver-colored sort bo common around our shores Its age was then estimated at seven years. It flourished In Edinburgh until 1887, and waß just attaining a vigorous and sober maturity when, from some unknown cause, it died.—London Mail.

Unnamed Heroine.

The anniversary Is responsible for the publication of many reminiscences concerning the sinking of the Titanic. What the survivors and the chroniclers most like to dwell upon Is the heroism displayed by passengers and crew aboard the vanished liner. There are tales of Major Butt, the Strausses, First Officer Murdock and many others, who showed fine metal in the hour of disaster. But there goes quite unmentioned, as she went almost unmentioned a year ago, the little English woman who said to the officer who would have thrust her into a lifeboat: “Oh, no, sir, I’m only a stewardess.” ■ \

He May Be a Great Doctor Some Day.

William, aged five, had watched with much curiosity the family physician each day count his grandmother’s, pulse. When the doctor’s visits ceased. William felt the responsibility of Counting his grandmother’s pulse dally. One morning William’s father came into the room and found his young son looking thoughtfully at his tiny watch, his fingers on grandmothers wrist. “Well, son, what is it today?" inquired the father. William looked grave, hut without hesitation replied: “Ten dollars, sir." Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces infl&mmatiou^dlays paln.cures wind colic,36c a bottleAS* There’s many a hitch, likewise, in the business of a teamster;

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ALBERTA TIE PRICE OF beef IV*, aHSsfllasaf^saa«a{ I Uim« ranches today Held* and the cattle hare ylran pises to the cti 1 UTatton of wheat,oata. barley ami (Ini; the change baa made many thooaanda 1 J of Americans, settled on thee# ||«> plains, wealthy, bat It baa ia> I ■■ i creased the price of lira atoca. There ta splendid opportunity HBmee Homestead /|A of 1«D acres (and another aa a prwKJM (JR ID emotion) la the newer districts FrJfflßi -"I and produce either cattle or grain. VI VI » I The crops are always me id. the HfllS/ tl climate la excellent, eehoole and A LewV'i-WJ chnrrhea are convenient, markets TwSlk'j&jtM S* n<l literature, tha latest ‘MffllUU ln,ora * Uon - rsllway rates etc., to Mm jMI CJJuwthalUtmiaahLlT.W^Qlaii ■j/^^/jjjjllnamlgratjo^^ttow^CmeAfc

Nursery Maids

The Michael Reese Hospital offers a course of training to girls which prepares them to care for babies and children as nursery maids. The course Includes care of children and babies In the wards and nurseries of the hospital; also classes in preparation of bar bies’ food, in cooking, in sewing and In laundry work. Apply personally or by mail to the superintendent of the training school, MICHAEL REESE HOSPITAL, 29th and Groveland Avenue, Chicago, IIL

Very Plain Criticism.

Children are not always grateful beings, and they are notably hard to entertain. At a birthday party a kindly natured adult had toiled hard in the effort to amuse .the children by means of parlor magic, ventriloquism, burlesque dapcing and the like. The other adults present were highly amused; and some of the children deigned to chuckle mildly. The inothei of the hostess, however, felt that full justice had not been rendered, so before announcing refreshments she took pains to thank the entertainer, and to call the attention of the youngsters to his gifts. "Mr. Blank is very funny, Isn’t ha children?’’*she concluded. From the rear of the room came a small, shrill voice: “Yessum, but not so fnnny as he be thinks he is!”

THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY’S SKIN

In the care of baby’s skin and hair, Cuticura Soap 1b the mother’s favorite. Not only is It unrivaled in purity and refreshing fragrance, but its gentle emollient properties are usually sufficient to allay minor irritations, remove redness, roughness and chafing, soothe sensitive conditions, and promote skin and hair health generally. Assisted by Cuti cura Ointment, it is most valuable In the treatment of eczemas, rashes and other Itching, burning infantile eruptions. Cuticura.Soap wears to a wafer, often outlasting several cakes of ordinary soap and making its use most economical. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card “Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.” Adv.

Tact; son Gets Down to Tacks.

Henry, age five, had two younger brothers. Henry’s father had just moved, and was busy laying the kitchen linoleum. In order to facilitate the work he |ave Henry the task of furnishing his with tacks. The little fellow worked faithfully for half an hour. Suddenly, however, he turned to his father and said: "Papa, you like me best don’t you?" ”Oh, I like all my boys,” said the father. “But don’t you like me a little bit better than the others?" queried Henry. "I like all my boys equally well,” answered the father. "Well, papa," said the lad, after a moment of reflection, “what’s the use of my handing you these tacks then?"

Militant Spirit.

We were lined up at the booking office window, taking our places. In front of me was a burly man. All went well until a woman broke the line and planked her twopence in front of the burly man. The man swept It aside. “I’ve always taught my wife," he said, “to be polite to gentlemen.” “I’m very glad I am not your wife," said the woman. The man In front of me took his ticket and said, as he moved on, “I took that precaution some years ago."—London Chronicle.

Easy.

"I see you have a new cook," said Mrs. Keen, as she smiled at the hostess across the table. “Yes," replied the hostess. “How did you know?” “I’ve been studying the thumb prints on the plates," replied Mrs. Keen.

CLEARED AWAY Proper Food Put the Troubles Away.

Our own troubles always seem more severe than any others. But when a man is unable to eat even a light breakfast, for years, without severe distress, he has tsouble enough. It 1b small wonder he likes to tell of food which cleared away the troubles. “I am glad of the opportunity to tell of the good Orape-Nuts has done for me,” writes a N. H. man. “For many years I was unable to eat even a light breakfast without great suffer ing. “After eating I would suddenly be seized with an attack of colic and vomiting. This would be followed by headache and misery that would sometimes last a week or more, leaving me so weak I could hardly sit up or walk. “Since I began to eat Grape-Nuts 1 have been free from the old troubles. I usually eat Grape-Nuts one or more times a day, taking It at the beginning of the meal. Now I can eat almost anything I want without trouble. “When I began to use I was way under my usual weight, now I weigh 30 pounds more than I ever weighed in my life, and I am glad to speak of the food that has worked the change." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little booklet, “The Road to Wellvllle." in pkgs. “There's a Reason.** Bw reel the above letter? A am •aa appear* frea tlate to tla*. The? are graataa. traa, aad (all of haaeaa

KEEPING FLOOR IN CONDITION

Perfection of Results May Be Achieved by the Use of Polish Easily Put Together at Home. Polishing floors is hard work, and calls for no end of “elbow grease.” For'a hardwood, or stained-wx>d floor, take eight ounces of yellow beeswax, one quart of Venetian turpentine; cut the wax Into small pieces and pour the turpentine over It, and lee it stand in a vessel of warm water until dissolved, which it will readily do; then bottle. Apply a very little at a time with a flannel cloth, rubbing until there Is none left on the surface, then proceed until the whole floor is finished. It keeps the floor in excellent order and the polish is required ordinarily about once In six months. Soapsuds should never be used op a hanjwood floor that is oiled or waxed. All that is needed is to wipe with a cloth dampened in a little warm water —say a wash basin full to which about two tablespoonfuls of coal oil has been added. One tablespoonfnl to the bas-in-will be enough for anything unless very dirty. The oil should be well stirred into the water, the cloth just dampened, wrung out as dry as possible before use, and the floor polished afterward with a clean flannel cloth. This is good for matting also.

TRY THIS FOR SUNDAY TEA

Bimple and Appetizing Meal That Evolves Minimum of Work on the Sabbath Day. This is what Marjory “created” for Sunday night tea, It being her duty, as mother's oldest little girl, to prepare the Sunday suppers: She took six eggs and boiled them half an hour; peeled off the shells and chopped the whites fine, and added them to two cups of cream sauce, with half a cup of finely minced boiled ham and pepper to taste. On a hot platter she arranged six slices of bread, the crust removed before toasting; completely covered the toast with the sauce mixture and arranged two hoopu of gold around the top of the yolks pressed through a sieve. In the center she put a few tablespoonfuls of green peas and a little border of green peas around the edgfe of the platter. She explained that the ham was just the crumbly scraps she found in the dish in the pantry, and the peas might have been uded for a luncheon dish or dinner Balad the next day, but no one mentioned that, as the dish was so pretty and good, and a credit to the inventive genius of a twelve-year-old girl

Mutton Pot.

This is good cooked in a ( casserole. If you haven’t a French casserole, an ordinary bean pot will produce the same flavor, but this dish is not so presentable on the table. Take two pounds of neck of lamb or mutton, not too fat, cut in two inch pieces and put into the pot with half a cup of sliced onion browned in some mutton fat. Add two cups of boiling water and cover. Simmer or cook in moderate hot oven for two hours. Parboil the potatoes, a pint, cut in cubes, but do not add to the meat until half an hour before-serving. Add two tablespoonfuls of washed lice when the meat has cooked half an hour, then a cup of strained tomatoes and seasoning of salt, pepper and parsley. The slower this cooks after the first half hour the better.

How to Serve Young Carrots.

Scrape and chop, or cut into very small dice, a bunch of email new carrots. Put a porcelain pan over the fire with butter the size of a guinea egg, and when melted add the carrots and stir and turn often with a spatula or broad knife. Season with salt and pepper and cook at moderate heat In order to draw out the natural juices of the carrots. This will keep them from burning. After they have cooked five minutes dredge lightly with flour; add a very little water, stir again and In five minutes add little ‘more flour and .water. Cook until tender. The result should be a creamy, perfectly delicious mass and unlike any carrots you’ve ever eaten before.

Packing Butter.

For packing butter for keeping the following plan Is a very reliable one: To every twenty pounds of butter take three pounds of salt, one pound of loaf sugar, one-fourth pound of pulverized saltpeter, and mix thoroughly. Put a layer of butter, about eight jnches thick, then sprinkle on a light covering of the mixture, then a layer of butter, then the mixture, alternating In this way>untll your cask is full. Pack the butter tightly In air-tight ca;ks. Butter put up in this way will last a year, retaining its sweetness.

Snow Pudding.

Half box gelatin soaked three hours in one-half plat cold water, then add one-half pint of boiling water, two cups BUgar. Strata, flavor and set on ice till like jelly. Take the whites of four eggs, beat to a stiff froth; beat in with the other and set op ice. For the cream take the yolks of the four eggs and one egg beside and beafywlth four spoons of sugar. Add this to one pint of milk which has been scalded and cook until like cream.

Eggs a la Goldenrod.

One tablespoon butter, one tablespoon flour, one-half teaspoon salt, onehalf saltapoon pepper, one cup milk, three hard-boiled eggs, three slices toast, parsley. Put batter in chafing dish. When bubbling add flour. Add the whites of the eggs chopped fine. When hot pour over the toast. Rub tbe yolks through a strainer over all and garnish with parsley.

What is Castorla. /"'ASTORIA is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. For more than thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency,'Wind Colic, all Teething Troubles regulates the Stomach and Bowels, assimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea —The Mother’s Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under bis personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and 11 Just-as-good” are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment. B Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. Dr. Albert W. Kahl, of Buffalo, N. Y., says: “I have used Castor!* la my practice for the past 26 years. I regard it as an excellent medicine °Dr. 'Gustave A. Eisengraeber, of St Paul, Minn, says: “I have used your Castorla repeatedly in my practice 'with good results, and can recoin* mend it as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children." Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St Louis, Mo., says: "I have used and prescribed your Castorla in my sanitarium and outside practice for a number of years and find it to be an excellent remedy for children." Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa-, says: "I have used your Can toria in the case of my own baby and find it pleasant to take, and have obtained excellent results from Its use." Dr. J. E. Simpson, of Chicago, 111, says: "I have used your Castorla fa cases of colic in children and have found it the best medicine of Its kind on the market" Dr. R. E. Eskildson, of Omaha, Neb, says; "I find your Castorla to be a standard family remedy. It Is the best thing for Infanta and children I have ever known and I recommend It" ~ Dr. L. R. Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo, says: "Your Castorla certainly has merit Is not its age, its continued use by mothers through all thase years, and the mahy attempts to Imitate It sufficient recommendation? What can a physician add? Leave it to the mothers." Dr. Edwin P. Pardee, of New York City, says: “For several years I have . recommended your Castorla and shall always continue to do so, as It has Invariably produced beneficial results." Dr. N. B. Sizer, of Brooklyn, N. Y, says: "I object to what are called patent medicines, where maker alone knows what ingredients are put la them, but I know the formula of your Castorla and advise Its use. 1 * GENUINE c ASTORIA ALWAYS The Kind You sere Always BongM In Use For Over 30 Years. CUU vwpjr Ul nw n* > . TH. CINVAU. OOMMNV, VO.K OITV,

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