Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 127, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 May 1913 — Not a Minute Wasted. [ARTICLE]

Not a Minute Wasted.

“Can’t I get my pants pressed whlla you cut my hair?” “Certainly, sir.”

“All right. Boy, shine my shoes at the same time and hand me that newspaper. By the way, get the restaurant next door to send in a couple of sandwiches, and I can be eating my lunch.”