Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 118, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1913 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

- . The Daily Republican »ygy B>y Kir.pt fondsy HEALEY A CLARK, Publishers. iLeNSSELAER. INDIANA. Spoil the rod and spare the child to the modern way. After all, how appropriate that epitaph! are usually graven. A steel famine to predicted. This will call for iron endurance. Perhaps the millennium awaits the discovery of a serum against old age. The great trouble with the European status quo to that it won't stay put Don't count your chickens until you're sure the Incubator lamp doesn’t leak. Cipriano Castro says he is going to remain permanently in Teneriffa Thanks.

In New York an ordinary taxi drivel - was arrested on supposition that he was a robber. ' Another blow at the American workingman with a tax contemplated on all Incomes over $3,000. St. Louis policemen demand an eight-hour day. He who runs may read the time by the stars. According to the census, there.are 125,000 idiots in the country. But only one kind were counted. Two German officers flew 372 miles tn six hours. This may be called both literally and figuratively going soma People live longer in cities than in villages, say German savants. Maybe city people are more afraid to die. Women’s smoking gowns are on exhibition in New York stores. And very likely they hook up in the back, too. Automobiles would never be driven fifty’ miles an hqur if none were made capable of going more than twentyfive. In Constantinople, a deposed high official dies of apoplexy. In Mexico City he to taken on an automobile dda Farmers in Pennsylvania flocked to a bargain sale of coffins. A bargain sale will excite a live interest in anything. With onions selling at 15 cents a bushel there’s no perceptible increase in the, practice of smothering things in them. Now that St Louis police are to have an eight hour day, the night force will be provided with more time to sleep. A clergyman finds that many plays teach their morals hurriedly in the last act—or during chair-slamming in the first _ General Sung of China was killed by assassins who were really looking for General Sing. Chinese tenses are terribly fatal. The use of cosmetlcb to said to be very old. Apparently that to also what some of those using them think of themselves. An eastern physician says that womanhood will supply the drunkards of the next century. Rather, lack of womanhood.

Ten months is said to be the life of the average $lO bill. But the experience of most of ua is that it Ungers only a few days. Hundreds of New York teachers are •aid to hold their jobs by keeping their marriages secret But have they no fool friends? ▲ dentist is asked to pay SI,OOO for pulling the. wrong tooth. Some dentists have to wait a year for filling the right ones.

Men, hen, 1b a harbor of refuge. ▲ leading Chicago milliner says the niftiest kind of spring hat can be “built” for 59 cents. A domestic theorist advises mistresses to allow their servants to use the family piano. But why add to the horrors of civilization f In all candor It must be admitted that It must be exceedingly annoying to a thirsty man to get hold of the syrup bottle by mistake. Fifty thousand dollars is a neat sum, useful In old age. But it’s long odds that an aviator so reckless as to be willing to fly across the Atlantic to get the money would never live to a ripe old age anyway. Did you ever observe that the people who are always clamoring to “muzzle the press” are the ones who need the most watching? People who were annoyed by the beautified nickel will ~ suffer paroxysms st the attempt of the reformers to take the **«” out of money. This season’s hobble skirts are to be even tighter than ever before. Although requiring less cloth, the price,ft Is assured, win not shrink in pro-