Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 111, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 May 1913 — Page 3

Chicago to Northwest, Indianapolis anil the SontlL. Lotlbh vUI. and rwMh uck Sipring*. BENSSELAEIB TIME TABU, in Effect November 14. 1111. SOUTH BOUND. No. 31—Fast Mail 4:49 a. m No. 6—Louisville Mall .... 11:09 a. m No. 37—Indpls. EX 11:33 a. m No. 33—Hoosier Limited .. 3:00 p. m No. 39—Milk Accom. ...... 6:30 p. m No. 3—Louisville Ft, .... 11:06 p. m. „ , NORTH BOUND. No. 4—Louisville Mall ... 4:53 a. m No. 40—Milk Accom. ...... 7:33 a. m No. 83—Faat Mall 10:13 a. m No. 38—Indpls-Chgo. J2k. .. 3:39 p. m No. 6—Louisville Mall AEx 3:38 p. m No. 30—Hoosier Limited ~ p. m 1 "V T ■ ;r ■■■ ■ Train No. 31 makes connections at Mo non for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 6:16 a. m. No. 14, leaving Lafayetu at 4:30, connects .with No. 30 at Monon arriving at Rensselaer at 6:03 p. m. Trains Nos. 30 and 33, the “Hooslei Limited,” run only between Chicago anc Indianapolis, the C. H. A D. Service for Cincinnati having been discontinued. W. H. BEAM. Agent

PROFESSIONAL CUSPS Dr. L M. WASHBUEN. PHYSICIAN AND SUBGEON. Makes a specialty of diseases of th* Eyes. Over Both Brothers. SCHUYLER 0. IRWIN LAW, BEAL ESTATE, INSUBANCE 6 per cent farm loans. Office in Odd Fellows' Block. E. P. HONAN ATTOBNEY AT LAW. Law, Loans, Abstracts, Insurance and Real Estate. Will practice in al 1 the courts. All business attended t» with promptness and dispatch. Bensselaer, Indiana. H. L. BROWN DENTIST. Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth Without Plates a Specialty. All th* latest methods in Dentistry. Gas ad ministered for painless extraction. Office over Larsh’s Drug Store. JOHN A. DUNLAP ~ LAWYEB. (Successor to Frank Foltz.) Practice in all courts. Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department. Notary in the office. Rensselaer, Indiana Dr. E. C. ENGLISH PHYSICIAN AND SUBGEON. Office opposite Trust and Savings Bank. Phones: 177 —2 rings for office; 3 rings .for residence. Bensselaer, Indiana.

Dr. F. A. TUKFLEB OSTBOPATKXO PHYSICIAN, Rooms 1 and 2, Murray Building. Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones, Office —2 rings on 300, residence—3 rings on 300. Successfully treats both acute .and □hronic diseases. Spinal curvatures a specialty. ; Dr. E. N. LOT Successor to Dr. W. W. Hartsell. HOMSOPATKIBT, Office —Frame building on Cullen street. — east of court house. omcne PKowa ». Residence College Avenue, Phone ls» Wadimlaii 1 X&dlAlUk F. H. HEMPHILL, M. D. PHYSICIAN AMD SUBGBOX. Special attention to diseases of wonw> and low grades of fever. Office in Williams block. Opposite Court House. Telephone, office and residence. 442. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. CITY OFFICEBS. Mayer .O. F. Meyers Marshal W. R. Shesler Clerk ...........Chas. Morlan Treasurer ...»..R. D. Thompson Attorney Moses Leopold Civil Engineer W. F. Osborne Fire Chief J. J. Montgomery Councilman. _!st Ward ...George W.. Hopkins 2nd Ward D. E. Grow 3rd Ward Harry Kresler At Large C. J. Dean, A. G. Catt _ _______ j Circuit Judge..... .Charles W. Hanley Rensselaer, Indiana. Prosecuting Attorney... Fred Longweb Brook, Indiana. Terms of Court—Second Monday fat February, April, September and Novemler. Four week termq. comm OFFICEBS. Cier* v;.......... .Judson H. Perkin* Sheriff ...IW. I. Hoover AuditorJ. P. Hammond Treasurer A. A. Fell Recorder Geo. W. Scott Surveyor Devere Yeoman Coroner W. J. Wright SupL Public Schools.. ..Ernest Lamsou County Assessor John Q. Lewi* Health Officer E. N. Loy OOMMISSXONBBB. Ist DistrictWm, H. Harshman 2nd District.... Charles F. Stackhquar 3rd District.. Chas. A. Welch Commissioners* Court meets the First Monday of each month.

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ALMOST GENEROUS.

Casey waq Close But Once He Came Near “Loosening Up.” Harry M. Daugherty, of Columbus, who, some persons believe, will be the next United States Senator from Ohio, while in the national capital recently told this story to the Washington Post. Two-Irishmen were discussing the death of a mend. Said Pat: " "Sure, Casey was a good fellow.’ “'He was that,’ replied Mike. ‘A good fellow, Casey.’ “‘And a cheerful man was Casey,' said Pat “‘A cheerful man was Casey, the cheerfulest I ever knew,’ echoed Mike. “'Casey was a generous man, too,' said Pgt “ 'Generous, you say? Well, I don’t know so much about that Did Casey ever buy you anything?’ ' '"Well, nearly,’ replied Mike, scratching his head. One day he came into Flaherty’s barroom, where me and my friends were drinking, and he said to us: “Well, men, what are we going to have—rain or snow?”’”.

SAME OLD WAY.

Teacher —Now, if I should give s smart boy this sentence to punctuate: “Mary Jane a beautiful girl ran down the street,” what would he doi John —Make a dash after the girl of course.

A New Use for Cheese.

An English farmer recently went into a restauramt in Liverpool and call ed for some bread and "cheese. "What kind would you like, sir?’ inquired the waiter. “Cheshire, York sire or Gorgonzola?" “Fancy name, that last,” said th* farmer; “I’ll try a bit of that" He thought it so tasty that h« bought a pound, took it home for hi* wife late at night, and left it for hei on the sideboard in the kitchen. Nexl morning he came in from his before breakfast round and asked her if sh< had found the parcel. "Oh, yes,” she replied, “I saw il there all right, and very good mottled soap it is, no doubt, when you know how to use it But I couldn’t ’make 11 lather very well when I washed the children, and after I’d done they smelled so strong that I’ve turned ’em out for a breath of fresh air, just to sweeten ’em a bit before they go to school.*'

He Would Return.

Marlow was three years old. On* day his mother said to him, “Now, Marlow, you may go outdoors to play tor a while, but if Tsee you crossing the street to play with that naughty little boy, Wailie Burr, again, I’ll give you a hard, hard spanking.” Half an hour later the mother looked out after her boy and saw him playing with Willie Burr. She raised the window and called, with forced gentleness: "Marlow, come here to me.” Marlow came, but as he did so, he turned to his companion and said: “You stay wight here, Willie. I’m doin’ in to det spanked. I*ll be wight back.”

Back to the Farm.

I "Well, Silas, what did you find new Blown to the city?” “Why, somethin’ wuth seein’. The hull place is full o’ cabs with cash registers on ’em, an* red flags to show folks it’s dangerous to dispute the fare. They call ’em taxidermy cabs, ‘cause es you don’t mind, the drivers *ll )est take the skin off ye.”

The Saddest Words.

Said a poet to an unfortunate speculator: "Don’t you think that the opening lines of Tennyson’s little poem, ’Break; break, break,* are plaintive and sad?” "Yes,” was the melancholy reply. "But I think that 'Broke, broke,* is * good deal sadder.”

Advice.

“Ton’s got to put a certain amount of dependence on yohself,” Said Uncle Elben. “De man dat goes aroun’ lookin* fob too much advice is liable to find hisself tn de position of de gemman dat gits so Interested readin’ de timetable dat he misses his train.*’

Holding Back the Nows.

“I sappose your wife was tickled to death at your raise in salary?” "She win be." “Haven’t yon told her yetT” “Nto, I thought I would enjoy myself Tor a couple of weeks first”

The Way of the World.

Uncle Biff says: “Some her patches on their knees from kneelln’ In prayer. also in th’ seat o* their trousers from beicksUdln*!”

Sensible Advice.

Look the world square tn the eye. If H’s friendly, smile and hold out your hand. If it tries to trip you, duck dodmtesd ME it fa the seek.

Actual reproductions of scenes in Bible Lands, such as a Bethany Home, with Chicago men and women impersonating the people, will be one of the strongest attractions of The World In Chicago.

PLAYS TO PORTRAY WORK OF MISSIONS

Dramatic Instinct to Be Utilized in “World in Chicago.” ALL CHURCHES PARTICIPATE Feature of Great Exposition Which Opens May 3, In Chicago, to Be a "Missionary-Play Hall.” One of the many splendid features of The World in Chicago,, which from May 3rd until June 7th will occupy the Chicago Coliseum and Annex and the big Auditorium theater, the largest amusement palace in that city, will be a series of dramatic plays and playlets, all with a moral carrying out the main idea of the gigantic exposition, which is to vividly portray to the citizens of the country the advancement of Christian civilization throughout the world. These plays, tableaux and pictures of strange adventures in foreign lands, will be staged in what will, be known as Missionary-Play hall, in the Coliseum. They are to be under the direction of Mrs. Vera Jane Edwards, a Chicago woman of great ability who has had much experience in training young people for affairs of this nature. One of the more elaborate plays is entitled “The Pilgrimage,” an Arabian play, while another is “Two Thousand Miles for a Book." The scene of “The Pilgrimage” is laid at Jiddah, the port of Mecca, at the time when the whole Moslem world makes its annual pilgrimage to the tomb of Mohammed. The populace becomes aroused over the conversion to Christianity of a number of natives, especially that of a young Mohammedan student of high caste, 1 which is the work of missionaries who have been working in Jiddah. The missionaries are threatened by> the natives and the various perilous positions through which they pass are strikingly depicted. The wonderful longing for “The' White Man’s Book of Heaven” is demonstrated in "Two Thousand Miles for a Book,” an Indian play. Ini this an incident which occurred in 1838, when a band of Indians journeyed from the Oregon country to St. Louis to secure “The Book,” which long before had been promised them by white men who had passed their way. i A number of short plays will also be given all along the same general lines and all pointing out thr moral t desired. •

200 MISSIONARIES EXPECTED

Approximately 200 missionaries, men and women who have braved hardship and adventure in many for- 1 eign lands, will be present and participate in The World in Chicago, which opens in that city May 3d, for fivel weeks, at the Coliseum and Auditorium. While the number at The World in ( Chicago will be less than 200 at times, it will never fall below 100. Many of these missionaries are veterans, and among them will be the authors of many, interesting works.

“BREAKING CAMP.” Demonstration es Pioneer life on the Frontier, now passing away, which will be seen at The World In Chicago.

PEOPLE OF PALESTINE.

FACTS ABOUT THE WORLD IN CHICAGO

Place—The Chicago Coliseum and Coliseum Annex-The Chicago Auditorium Theater. Volunteer Aids enrolled —20,000. Cost of production—s2oo,ooo. Time Open—From May 3d until June 7th Inclusive. Churches actively co-operating—--600. Visitors to be drawn to Chicago—--750,000. Managed by—Chicago's leading business men. Financed by—sloo,ooo guarantee fund pledged by Chicago men. Object—To Illustrate the advancement of Christian civilization.

SPECIAL DAYS FOR WORLD IN CHICAGO

The World in Chicago exposition *nd pageant to be held in the Colileum and Auditorium, Chicago, from May 3 to June 7, will be marked by the observance of a number of “special days.” Plans are being made to set aside a special day for the Masons of the country. This day will be known as "Masonic Day.” There will also be a number of other special days, such as "College Day,” “Illinois Day,” "Indiana Day,” etc. Committees of Methodists, Baptists, Lutherans, Presbyterians and members of practically every large religious denomination in Chicago are hard at work organizing special features for the various “days” set aside for them. While all of the “days" have not yet been decided upon, some have been definitely arranged. Those set aside for the various religious denominations are aa follows: May Bth, Episcopalian Day; May 12th, Presbyterian Day; May 15th, Congregational Day; May 20th, Baptist Day; May B3rd, Lutheran Day; May 26th, Disciples of Christ Day; May 72, Methodist Day. •

VISITORS TO BE WELL FED

World In Chicago Exposition to Have Restaurant in Coliseum. Visitors to The World in Chicago, which will open in Chicago on May 3d in the Coliseum and Annex and the Auditorium theater, for a period of five weeks will not have to leave the big Coliseum for luncheon or dinner. Arrangements have been made for the establishment of a well equipped restaurants In two places in the Coliseum. The restaurants will be under the direction of a leading caterer. Meals will be served at moderate prices and visitors from out of town will be especially looked after. The World in Chicago will be open for five weeks, Jfrom May 3d until June 7th.

NOT FOR PRIVATE PROFIT.

The cost of the World in Chicago exposition and pageant, to be open in Chicago May 3 to June 7, will be tn the neighborhood of $200,000, and it has been financed by a group of wealthy men in Chicago. Should a profit remain, it will be turned over to the Missionary Education Movement for the furtherance of missionary education.

WORTHY OF THEIR STEEL.

Militiaman Asuaged His Thirst an* Then Told His Rank. During a strike in the coal mines a West Virginia some years ago, appro hension on the part of the State au thoritles led to the calling out of th* Militia. There was really no trouble but the situation was tense and bloodshed was looked for at any moment One day a soldier in uniform, oil duty, was strolling through the main street of the town wherein the great est violence was feared, when he was surrounded by a crowd of strikers. “Honest, now, Bill," asked one of the men of the militiaman, “would yow fire at your fellow men?” “No, I wouldn’t,” promptly replied the man in uniform. “I never shot at any one in my life, an* I ain’t goin* to do it now.” The crowd cheered, and some one invited the militiaman to have a drink, an invitation which he accepted with alacrity. When he had satisfied his thirst the question was put: "If you are in sympathy with the strikers, why did you answer the call to come here?” "I ain’t said I was in sympathy with the strikers,” was the unexpected re* joinder of the man in uniform. * . “But you said you wouldn’t shoot at a miner; that’s the same thing,” protested one of the men. "Wen, fellers,” said the uniformed one, after a moment's hesitation, "to tell you the truth, I never carried a gun in my life. The fact is I play the comet in the band.’’

His Tears Had Been Shed.

President Hadley of Tale is apt in story telling, and all his tales have an application that those for whom they are Intended cannot fail to perceive. At a reception given for him by an old friend some 600 miles from New Haven one individual with a better memory than tact asked him what he thought of the recent baseball game. As Yale had met with a disastrous defeat, the subject might be called unpleasant. Without hesitation President Hadley said: “There was a boy who lived in a village whose uncle died. The next day a man driving along the road was surprised to find the boy working in a field. Thinking this did not show proper respect for the dead uncle, he called the lad to him and said, ‘Johnny, didn’t you know your uncle was dead?* Johnny slowly approached and drawled out: ‘Yes, I know it —I have cried.’’’

His Deficiency.

A certain Chicago merchant died, leaving to his only son the conduct of an extensive business, and great doubt was expressed in some quarters whether the young man possessed the ability to carry out the father’s policies. “Well,” said one kindly disposed friend, "for my part, I think Henry is very bright and capable. I'm sure he will succeed.” . , "Perhaps you’re right," said another friend. "Henry is undoubtedly a clever fellow; but take it from me, old man, he hasn’t got the head to fill his father’s shoes.”

Eggs Boiled to Music.

A well-known evangelist tells a story of a visit to a small town in one of the Southern States, where he was awakened one morning by a soprano voice which came from the kitchen singing a famous hymn. As the bishop was dressing, he meditated on the piety of the servant Speaking to her after breakfast of the pleasure it had given him, he was met With an unexpected answer. "Oh, thank you, sir,” she replied, “but that’s the hymn I boll the eggs by—three verses for soft and five verses for hart.**

INSINUATING.

Madge—l never eat such things because they spoil the complexion. Marjorie—But you used to eat them, didn’t you?

A Fair Offer.

“No,” snapped the sharp faced woman at the door, “I ain’t got no food fur you, an’ I ain’t got no old clo’es. Now, git!” “Lady,” replied Harvard Hasben, “I could repay you well. Give me a square meal and I’ll give you a few lessons in grammar.”

Net the Way.

“Why have we stopped, captain!” “On account of the fog, madam.” “Oh! but, my dear captain—snrely not! Look! It’s perfectly dear up above.” “Aye, ma’am—but we’re not goln’ that way, unless the boiler busts!”

Unusual.

“Tes; wo were disappointed in ths peasantry.” “As to hows” “They always seemed to bo worts Ing. We never found them dandng os singing In chorus.”

Notes and Comment

Of Interest to< Women Readers

NEW KIND OF TRUNK. Top Tray Bikies Out at SMe Imtead of Lifting Out An improvement to the ordinary type of trunk has been designed by a Virginia man. The improvement consists in a top tray that slides out sideways instead of lifting out, as meet of those trays do. The tray does not set down in the body of the trunk, but has a flange and rollers along its bottom, and slides backward and forward in grooves along the top of the front and back of the trunk. The lid

Shelf Along One End.

Is deep enough to receive it, of course. The merits of such an arrangement wffl be readily apparent When any. thing is desired from the bottom of the trunk, it is not necessary to lift the tray out; carry ft to some other part of the room and carry ft batik again, but merely to slide it to one side. As heavy objects are seldom placed in the top tray, there is no great strain on the guideways. Another feature of this trunk is a shelf arrangement on the end, which ordinarily folds dose to the body of the trunk, but which can be lowered and used in various ways.—Boston Post.

Oldtime Polishes.

Grandmothers kept- recipes for cleaning in precious notebooks. The recipes in their manuscript books they kept as punctiliously as their diaries were always to the point Polishes were homemade. Creams and plate powder were mixed and matured in the pantry. Plumbing and repairing bills had to be kept from the door by sheer Industry. Mistress and maids willingly acted the part of "handy men.” Instead of cleaning silver with polishing paste they used to make a soap powder. An ounce and a half of cocoanut soap mixed with sufficient water to make a thick paste was the foundation. To this they added seventy-five grains of rouge and twenty-two grains of carbonate of ammonia, working both Into the other ingredients and shutting the paste away in a tin box fitted with a lid. until it was required.

Rings as Buttons.

For dainty chiffon or silk dress waists use instead of ordinary buttons brass rings of the proper size, buttonholed over in silk of a color to match the fabric or the trimmings. In white thread this is very nice for a lingerie blouse also, and easier to make than crocheted buttons. If you wish, you may darn across the rings, or cross threads and buttonholes over them; but really the plain buttonholed rings are just as pretty. Where you have crocheted loops instead of buttonholes the soft battenburg rings will do as well, and can be bought ready made at any embroidery supply or notion store.

Use for Burnt Toast.

Crushed toast crumbs would appear a little bizarre as a cleaning agent nowadays. To grill a slice of bread until it was scorched, and then to pound it in a bowl or a mortar to a fine powder, was, however, a touch of economy, which was more than justified when the day came for clean, ing drawing room or dining room, and gilt ornaments showed a lack luster which required attention. Toast crumbs were rubbed over the metal with a piece of flannel. The gilt ornamentation was afterward brushed with a plate brush over the surface, the crumb brightener being supposed to give a polish which could not be secured by any other tn caps

Winter Fogs.

People who suffer from annoyance of winter togs In their rooms or offices should keep a kettle of water (preferably one with a long spout) on the fire always boiling. In a few minutes, when the steam has diffused itself about the apartment, the fog will in a great measure be considerably lightened, and the remainder being so harmless the atmosphere will be much easier to breathe. Any Irritation to the eyes, throat er chest is teeoened.

Cheap Good Coffee Calm.

One cup suet, butter and laid mtn* ed, one and one-half cups sugar. Add a little water, melt, add one gohrt milk and one yeast cake Put flour into bowl, add a little nutmeg and lemon flavoring, beat all together, but not as stiff as bread dough. Let it rivet pat In pans and let rise again Press in little lumps cd butter and •at on swsr nd cfcnamau , __