Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 106, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 May 1913 — Uncle Josh’s Joke. [ARTICLE]

Uncle Josh’s Joke.

“Gee!” said old Uncle Josh, as the wail from the parlor waxed louder and more piercing, “I wish that there female summer boarder’d stop that Infernal practisin’ on her singin' fer a leetle. She hez a voice like a fish.” “Like a fish?” demanded Mrs. Josh, scornfully. “Ya-as,” said Uncle Josh. “Mostly scales an’ flatter’n hokey.”—Harper’s Weekly. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first pat up 40 years ago. They regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules. Adv., The two most important needs in a woman’s life Beems to be love and money. Hn. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inflammaUon.allay s paln.cur*s wind a bottlejUs The busier a man is the less tim* he has to complain of overwork.