Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 98, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 April 1913 — Prescription Recommended For Whatever Ails You. [ARTICLE]

Prescription Recommended For Whatever Ails You.

Take one fine, large spring day, one plot or ground 40 by 40, one spade, one rake, one hoe, one pair of old boots, one pair of blue jeans and a number of small envelopes of promising looking seed. Mix well with a large quantity of sunshine and ozone and take a liberal dose. Follow with one square meal and eight capsules of old fashioned snooze. If no better within one day, double the dose.