Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 94, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 April 1913 — Couldn’t Pill the Order. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Pill the Order.

Telephone conversation sent In hr a correspondent: “Hello! Is this Mrs. Murphyr “Yea Is this Mike?" “No; I'm a friend of Mike's." “Tell me th’ worst at wance!" “Poor Mike’s been kilt!” “How was he kilt?” “In an accident" “Send home th’ remains." “There ain’t no remains. The' sectdent were a lion escaped fr'm the soo!”