Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1913 — Discord in Vegetable Kingdom. [ARTICLE]

Discord in Vegetable Kingdom.

“In all the course of evolution quarrels occur only in the animal kingdom.” “I beg to differ.” “Do you mean to say that vegetable* quarrel and fight?” “I do.” "Adduce your facts,” “Did not the first apple destroy th» happiness of the first pair?"