Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 April 1913 — Littlo Surprises. [ARTICLE]

Littlo Surprises.

“Next time, Jack, I want you to come earlier and stay longer.” “There’s nothing the matter with you, sir. No charge for consultation. Good morning, sir.” “Norah, you can have the afternoon out if you want it; you don’t have to spend all your time in the kitchen.” “Young man, there has been some complaint that you are trying to do two men’s work. Take things easier, and we’ll raise your salary.” “Mrs. Guernsey, here’s the cup of coffee we borrowed of you yesterday morning.”