Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 April 1913 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

This la the open season for Turkish rugs and hot tamales liA' What is wanted is a cold storage egg that bears the date of its sepulture. x . ■ ... ‘i i ■ ~.■ ■ i i Some of those new songs would make a respectable family phonograph blush. Pythons have gone up. They now cost $5 a foot Isn’t that awfuL Mabel? Paris may have seen the laßt of the hobble skirt, but they are still popular in America. • The French aviator, who flew *B7 miles in 185 minutes, had little time to ▼lew the scenery. The San Francisco dog, with a gold hiiige on Mb back leg, wouldn’t be safe a minute in Chicago. Noah was more fortunate than present day circus men. He had no press agents on his Salary list The soda fountain industry is traced as for back as-1552. Surely the soda thirst has not existed that long. _ r Fashion may decree mannish skirts for women, but why masculine when they talk of embroidery effect? Strange as it may seem, while beef and lamb and butter aviated, the price of chile con came remained stationary. Five million muskrat skins are marketed each year, but when the consumers get them they are variously named. .--v- - It is fervently hoped that walking does not become a fad. Cold suppers are not the most enjoyable things in the world. Sometimes we refer flippantly to the antiseptic life, but there is no doubt about it —the free lunch fork ought to go. An experienced English aviator thinks bomb dropping at best a game of chance, but it will never be taken up like poker, i In tracing the typewriter back to 1714, we fail to find any record showing when the stenographer took hold of the situation. , Aerial deadlines are to be establish* ed. That leaves the cyclone cellar as the only place left for the poor inhabitants of earth. Chicago, according to the latest estimate, has a population of 2,807,628, but the next wave of crime may reduce that considerably. Taking into consideration the adverse talk against the tipping habit, we are forced to concede that after all tips are grudgingly given. It is a mistake to assume that courtesy costs nothing. A St Louis man. while in the act of bowing to a lady on the street was struck by an automobile. i - - - - „ Now is the time for energetic inventors and vendors of bulletproof cloth to be interesting high Mexican officials in their material for new spring styles. The New York baseball club has insured Manager McGrow’s life for 8100,000. Might not humanity prescribe a similar 'provision for the league umpires? Stockings are not to be worn on the Cleveland bathing beaches next summer, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. A barefooted bathing beach ought to be worth seeing. Selling old letters for $2,000 and 82,500 convinces us that the goose quill and the sand, used by our forefathers, beats up to date writing methods, financially speaking. A little piece of twine, which dropped into the steering gear of the liner Lusitania, caused $1,000,000 damage. It soundß ‘'Ashy,’’ but the Cunard company says it is a fact One concern in Atlanta burned SBO,000 worth of one time fashionable car* rlages to make room for the modern auto. And yet the horse is holding his own in price and style excellently well. A roan in Pennsylvania who volunteered for service in the Civil war and was rejected because he was too old has just died. But he established his point, though it took him a long time to do it Cleveland officials, who declare that the fly has been exterminated there, evidently plan to spend their summer vacations in some other state. 4 ■“ " Just to show that he Is a jolly good fellow still, Sir Thomas Llpton will come over next year and lose another race for the America’s cup. The lowa man who missed train connections and was one hour too late for his marriage ceremony should appreciate Just how ktyd fate was to