Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 89, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1913 — Why Conductor Couldn’t Hurry. [ARTICLE]

Why Conductor Couldn’t Hurry.

/ A good railroad story has started on Its rounds; A man was exasperated because of the slow speed of the train. Finally he could control himself no longer and said to the conductor; "Can’t you go any faster than this?” “Yes, air," politely replied the conductor, “but you see I hare to stay; with my car."—Kansas City Star.