Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 April 1913 — His Inference. [ARTICLE]

His Inference.

Lecturer —All statistics prove that the blonde woman is more difficult to get alongwith thah the brunette. Astonished Man In the Audience (starting up)—Are you certain of that fact? Lecturer—lt is a fact. Astonished Man —Then I believe my wife’s black hair is dyed.