Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 April 1913 — Stopping the Waste. [ARTICLE]

Stopping the Waste.

“John!” shouted the lady in the middle of the night. « John snored a bit louder and turned over. “John!” said the lady, with increased emphasis. “What is it?” grunted John. “Get up. The gas is leaking.” “Aw, put a pan under it an* come back to bed!”