Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 April 1913 — Muffled Knocker. [ARTICLE]

Muffled Knocker.

"Let me see your handkerchief a moment, dear; what a lovely one it must have been when it was nice and clean!” "One of your old friends was asking me about you the other day, Milt Says he, ‘ls that blamed old What’s-his-name alive yet?”’ “Isn’t it curious, old chap, how spiteful some people are? Miss Bigham asked me the other day if you weren’t a bit bow legged. I said no-op the contrary, you were quite probably knockkneed.” “Doctor, T’ve always thought you would look really handsome if you wore a full beard.” “Why, Squinchley, you don't look a day older than you did 15 years ago, when you borrowed that last $5 bill of me.”