Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 78, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1913 — Opportune Nip. [ARTICLE]

Opportune Nip.

—I hope you’ didn’t find my lecture dry last night? Old Garge—Well, zur, I wouldn't go so far as to say that, zur, but when you stops in the middle to *ave . a swig, though It was only water, I ses to myself: “ ’Bar, ’ear.”—London Tatler. v :