Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 71, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1913 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

This blessed winter wearies nobody •with its prolonged monotony. A'New Jersey man is experimenting raising wingless chickens. A fowl act that. It is only Just that women should receive men’s wages, and married women do. All of the new counterfeit money is In the shape of $5 and $lO bills. We Should worry. Aviators are to be put through a rigid test. Flexible and resilient tests would be better. * Another argument in favor of spring Is that it will take the baseball players off the stage. * 4 ... "‘ln God we trust,’” Bays the Toledo Blade, “is not on the new nickel.” Nor on the old one. Approximately 176,000,000 persons traveled in the London tubes last year. What proportion sat down? % The Brazilians make beautiful lace from the fiber of the bannas. Rather a delicate food stuff, though. Pittsburg has started an anti-noise crusade. ‘Lots of college town would do well to follow the example. A woman remarks: “The best husbands are the most accomplished liars.” They’ve had experience. A Kansas City parson says that the turkey trot causes divorces.. Hitting a fast trot like that always does. Sweden exported 35,000,000 pounds *of matches during the last six months. No other country is a match for that. A canon of an English church has Sitten a farce that is said to be a rker. Evidently he hit the bullseye. Spain is to have a government school of aviation. Wouldn’t it be a good idea to sentence revolutionists to it? One octogenarian in Boston says the only rule he knows for long life is this: “Keep your temper and don’t worry.” Boston papers are making a great stir over the discovery of an unkissed girl. But they have not printed her picture. Three Princeton students have opened a shop to shine shoes. Shoe shlneß are preferable to monkeyshines any time. Three Alaskan legislators have to travel 2,000 miles by dog sled to attends session. They at least, will earn their mileage. At least there isn’t much danger that any man will carry around for ‘ days the eleven-pound parcel his wife gives him to mail. Now comes an expert who says automobile riding gives a person flat feet. But that probably isn’t as annoying as flat tires. One can’t help feeling but that the aviator who flew fifty-four miles to deliver twenty-five pounds of beans didn’t know his article. Copenhagen Is possesped of a woman glazier. Probably preparing to go to London and turn over the proceeds from replacing broken windows help the cause. Paris boasts a woman with a triple personality. Still, the average American woman can change her mind much faster than that. Exports of American pianos have trebled in the last nine years. Perhaps that’s why there is always an old one in the adjoining fiat. Pupils in the Los Angeles cooking schools are required to eat their own pies. Here is an instance where pastry comes home to punißh. Now it remains to be seen if the parcel postman will give heed to the apartment building sign: “All packages must be Relived in the rear.” But twenty-seven lives were lost in Pennsylvania during the 1912 hunting season. Which leads one to wonder whether there were poor shots or few guides. 0 A New York mother paid her married daughter’s rent for ten years in advance. Taking no chances on said daughter coming back to live with her, evidently. "How to Keep Warm Without Fire,” is the caption of an article written by a physician. It is suspected that he is simply boosting business. Indiana raised 2,000,000 bushels of onions last year. If there is anything In Hetty Green’s theory, Indiana Should be a mighty healthy state. A Worcester hynotist, defendant in a divorce suit, claims that his wife ff(M “look at me,” and “biffed” him on the "nui.” Tiring to knock some sense into him. perhaps. A' - , • .. •