Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1913 — Delicate Point. [ARTICLE]

Delicate Point.

They are a happy couple. They haven’t been married very long. In fact, the honeymon has barely waned, says the Pittsburgh Post. An elderly friend met the bridegroom downtown yesterday and slapped him on the back.

“Well, happy as a lark, I suppose?” “Oh, yes." “How’s the cooking?” “I have one trouble. It’s Just this — my wife has been preparing angel food every day for dinner.” “You must be getting tired of It.” “I am. Yet I feel a hesitancy about saying anything. How soon after the honeymoon would It be proper to ask for beefsteak and onions?"