Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 36, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 February 1913 — GOOD STORY. [ARTICLE]

GOOD STORY.

An Englishman met a friend and said: "I say, old chap, I’ve got an awfully good idea, don’t you know. I’m going to have a music-box put up In my bathroom, so when I’m having my bath I can have a bit of music, don’t you know.” His friend didn't seem to think much of the idea, and when he met him some time afterwards he asked how the idea of the music-box in the bathroom came off. “Qhy” said his friend. —to - tell - the* truth, it wasn’t much of a success. The plaguey. thing would only play ‘God Save the King,’ and I had to stand up all the time.”