Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 February 1913 — The Kind Lawyer. [ARTICLE]

The Kind Lawyer.

"Mow," mil ft the fatherly old lawyer, “what’s the trouble?” , “I want a divorce. My husband has no regular employment, and besides he is cruel. He throws knives at me.” “Throws knives at you, eh? That’s a queer fad. How long has this been going on?” “Several years.” “Then you must-have become fairly expert at dodging knives." “Oh, yes; I can dodge them all right.” “Now, my girl, look here. You don’t want a divorce. Make up with, your husband and take your knife throwing specialty intq vaudeville. There you are; all your troubles settled at one crack.”