Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1913 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

' j, Aj - It le up to the police to make safe blowing unsafe. One way to avoid cholera seems to be to avoid war. What excellent fuel some fireproof Structures appear to be! a t It New York can’t find a new sensation It stirs up an old one. Some young women want a vote, but some prefer a husband with a vote. Husband killing episodes may be necessary, but they are awfully mussy. As between dollars and bullets, we must say we’d choose dollars every time. ~ * " - A New York woman lost $440 which she carried in her stocking. How is not explained. The French Poets’ society plans pensions for aged members. Who will furnish the funds. —■■ ■ . i .1 ■ ■ The kaiser has Just dedicated a motion picture house of his own. Well, there’s money in moving pictures. One way to stay young, says Admiral Dewey, is to avoid banquets*. Yes, they are deadlier than battles. There are 1,000 males to 900 females in the world. And still there are those who would tax the bachelors. A Kansas woman has a fad for collecting pitchers. No, gentle fan, she is not the proprietress of a baseball team. rr New York man died the other day and his heart was found to be on the right side. It was In the right place, all right A Brooklyn bride has advertised that she will not be responsible for her husband’s debts. Ten to one Bhe’s an actress. . Norway is now starting to manufacture nitrogen from the air. In Ihe midst of peace we are surrounded by dangers. ■ v y ' ' There are nlneteten separate grades of eggs In the market One is cold •torage. The rest —O, well, nobody Still, It seems like taking an unfair advantage of a hard working microbe when a human being saturates himself with onions. —i * i .min | i'll 'i r-n n r A St Louis woman wants a divorce because her husband borrowed money from her relations. Turn about is fair play. Usually the relations live on the husband after marriage. A Los Angeles judge just granted a wife a divorce because her husband spanked her. Probably he should have used a club and have been given a fine for assault and battery. Snakes escaped and caused all sorts of trouble in a Parisian railroad station. Trouble ensuing from snakes should not worry Paris at this late day. A New York woman is said to have found S2OO In a newspaper. It Is believed, however, that the story was started by the paper in question as a circulation booster. An easterner committed suicide because he had lost his appetite. The Jury probably found that he came to his death through his own carelessness. Now It has been discovered that laughing gas may be self-adminis-tered. There are lots of grouches who may profit by the discovery. A self-illuminating car paint has been devised whereby an automobile may be spotted a mile away. At least. It’s possible to say “There she goes” under such circumstances. A soiled greenback is restored to Its original pristine glory by washing and Ironing at the cost of 1-10 cent But the average man worries not at all whether his greenbacks be dirty. A professional baseball umpire has brought suit for divorce because his wife called him names. Probably her defense will be that she was training him .preparatory to the coming sear son. » A Germantown university Junior passed an examination on the twentyfour books of the Iliad, to the great surprise of his instructors. About a year after graduation he will be decided competent to balance a set of i hooks. Whatever else may be said of him, Che storage man deserves the credit of putting the old In cold. A Chicago woman advocates kissing being taught as a fine art If it Isn't a fine art, It Is not due to lack of practice among the younger genThe supreme oourt of Oregon thinks that 700 years is too long a sentenoe for any crime. Still, It might have bees the proper thing in the time of - -