Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1913 — Page 3

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THE FLYING AGE.

"How old la Do Swift’s youngest *- shlldr "It can’t bo more than a year old. It’s just learning to fly."

What They Brought.

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AWARD RACE TO DEAD HORSE

National Board Declares The Eel Vl©tor In Free-for-All Pace at Hartford Meeting. A decision rendered by the board of review of the National Trotting association makes The Bel (2:0234), now dead, the winner of the free-for-all pace at the Hartford grand circuit meeting, September 4. It is the first instance on record of a dead horse winning a race. ‘ The race in which the winner remained in question until this decision, was contested by seven horses, as follows: Sir R. (Murphy), The Eel (McBwen), Don Deusmore (Parker), Branham Baughman (Cox), Hal 8., Jr., (Ray), Independence Boy (Rodney) and Vernon McKinney (James). The Eel won the opening heat in 2:07%, and Sir R.» according to the evidence tanced. At the time of the race the Judges in the stand gave Murphy’s horse as finishing seventh. Sir R. came out and won the second and third heats, thus terminating the race. In each instance The Eel was second. F. W. Entricken, owner of the gray horse, protested the payment of the purse to Sir R., and carried the case to the board of appeals. The ruling body sustained Mr. Entripken and ordered Thomas W. Murphy, driver of Sir R., to return the purse to the Hartford association, and they in turn were ordered to pay first money to Mr. Entricken. The Eel died three weeks later, during the Columbus meeting, and Mr. Entricken will be made SSOO richer by the decision, as first money was SI,OOO, while on the basis on which he was paid at the time of the race he received but SSOO. The case is the first of its kind on record.

UNLUCKY YEAR FOR CHAMPS

Many Loae Titles or Have Decisiona Rendered Against Them—Ad Wolgast Among Them. The year Just closed has surely been an unlucky one for champions, as many of them have had the misfortune to, either lose their titles or have decisions rendered against them. Those who have lost their titles are Ad Wolgast, the lightweight champion of America; Abe Attell, the ’featherweight champion of America; Georges Carpentler, the French middleweight champion; Matt Wells, the English lightweight champion; Jim Sullivan, the English champion.

Ad Wolgast.

fend Johnny Evendon, the English wet terwelght champion. The ohampions who have been de> seated, but still hold the title of their respective countries are Bombardier Wells, the English light heavyweight champion; Jack Harrison, the English middleweight champion; Dave Smith, the Austrian middleweight champion, and Digger Stanley, the English bantam weight champion. Carpentier has relinquished his claim to the title, as he oannot make the weight any more.

Jackson Asks to Be Traded.

Outfielder George "General" Jacklon of the Braves may be traded to some other olub next season, as he does not think the Boston climate agfeea with him. Jackson has written to Manager Stallings that he would like to be traded if possible, and prefers St. Louis. He always played In a warm climate before coming to Boston, and thinks he would show to much better advantage If he got away from the Hub.

Pioneer of Baseball Dead.

One man who contributed much to the game of baseball was Ellis Drake, who passed away the other day at his home In Stoughton. Maas., at the age of seventy-six years. He Invented the leather cover of the baseball in Its present form. but. like many other men, he did not reap the reward of his work, aa he did not have It patented.

Davis Back With Mack.

Harry Davis, former first baseman of the Athletics and for years adviser of Manager Mack, Is to return to the, Philadelphia club aa traluer and scout. Davis was let go last year to manage the Cleveland club, a job from which he resigned before the season closed.

Why Red Managers Falled.

Hanlon. Oansql, Griffith and O’Day failed to fill the hole at short, and that's one reason why they failed aa managers of the Reds.

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SHE KNEW BETTER.

"Did ?our wife give you particular fits because you come home at 8 o’clock the other morning?" “No, she didn’t say a word. It’s too near Christmas.’’

WHITE PIMPLES ON HEAD

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SOMETHING SWELL.

-Going to have turkey on your birthday?" "No; I’m going to blow myself this year for an elaborate feed. I’m going to give a bacon dinner to the family."

In a Literal Sense.

Juvenile remarks are not always so naughty as they seem. Small Sam, for instance, had no Intention of using bad language when he got Into such severe trouble In claae. HU teacher was trying to press home certain facts concerning a volcano. In reviewing the lesson she drew on the blackboard her own conception of a flaming mountain, using colored crayon with extraordinary effect. “What U It?" the asked, the picture finished. The scholars shook punled heads "You don’t know? Well, what does It look like?" the teacher persUted. Piped Sammle, whose home boasts a colored pictorial Bible. "I think It looks like hell.”—Chicago Record-Herald.

Her Great Love.

They had already celebrated the fact that the mistletoe bung In the hall, and now they were occupying not only one eettee, but also the entire drawing room. "Could you love me. darling," he murmured, aa the thought df that sprig of mistletoe came to him again, "if I possessed only one cost In the wide, wide world?" She looked up Into his eyes aa she framed her reply. "I could." the said. "If I knew yoa had aacrifioed the others to hoy me s new dress!"

IDEA ANNOYED OLD GOLDE

He Knew From Experience That Cola lege Education by No Means Unfitted Boy for Work. “Woodrow Wilson naturally believes hi a college education for boys and girls alike," said a banker at the Princeton clnb in New York. "Mr. Wilson, lunching with me here, once said in his quaint way that the old idea about a college education unfitting a lad for work had quiet died out. “We no longer hear,” he declared, “stories like that of Gobsa Golde. “When Gobsa Golde’s /son Scattergood," he explained, "desired to go to Princeton, he said to the old man: “‘Pater, is it true that boys who go to college are unfit for work afterward?” .“*Of eourse .it ain’t- true!’ snorted the old man indignantly. *Why, I’ve got a Princeton graduate runnin’ my freight elevator, two of my best coal heavers are Harvard A. B.’s and a Yale B. S. Is my star truck driver.*"

Trouble for the Future.

First M. D. (from bedside of wealthy bachelor) —He Is sleeping naturally—he will recover. Second M. D. —Yea, the worst Is over. First M. D. —No, the worst Is yet to come.. Second M. D.—How, Is that? First M. D.—We have yet to break the news to his relatives.—Life. ~'7

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Resented His Defection.

Mary and James had been good friends for some years, but with the advent of some “new children” in the block James rather failed In his allegiance for a time. The “new children” proving, after all, unsatisfactory, he returned to Mary—who scorned his advances. “You needn’t come over here no more, James.” she told him “I’ve done with you. You an’ me was friends while you didn't have no others, but I ain’t goin’ to be no last chance or common folks friends, James. You can go back to your show-off friends, for all of me.”

Almost Thrown Away.

"The fish I had from yesterday wasn’t fit to eat 1 was obliged to give it to my servants!”—Loudon Opinion.

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Wedding Rings That Wear.

The next time you are married —or, if you will, when you are married — don’t buy a gold wedding ring. It Isn’t being done. Platinum wedding rings are the newest thing. Mile. Jeanne Provost, a French actress, is to blame. She thought of the idea, and when she was married to M. Firpo, she bad one. Platinum rings are more expensive than gold and wear better. Just why an actress, especially a French actress, should want a wedding ring that will last a long while, the jewelers haven’t learned.

A Diplomat.

Son—Pa, Is a diplomat a man who knows how to hold his tongue? Father—No, my boy. A diplomat is a man who knows how to hold h*. Job-

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