Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1913 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

A Baltimore eugenist demands Intelligence in love. Impossible! Have a care for your health. Don’t fool with a cold or monkey with a •ore throat ‘ ' V" • New York has a dog wearing earrings. Probably the property ot some of the SIOO tippers. Our idea of ultimate waste of money is baying a S2O corset because it gives uncorseted effect ' A New York theatrical manager wants a "married chorus.” Most of them are—many times. There is grave danger that inexperienced young China will fall into the hands of loan sharks. t * A man in Vienna collapsed when he learned that he had won $3,000 on a horse race. At that, he was Justified. Statistics show that there are only 6,534 divorced women in the United States. Where can they all have gone? An Indian man got his first shave at the age of one hundred —a close shave to come within the century mark. Having read “Years of Discretion,” the son of the author proved that he hadn’t reached them by marrying at eighteen. It is now announced that the English sparrow is fine for food. Watch ' the market price of sparrows go up Horn now on. Odd eyes are all the style In London town nowadays. One of the society leaders must have engaged in a fiisticuff argument. The price of silver spoons has advanced ten per cent. Probably so many babies won’t be born with them In their mouths now. A Cincinnati man employs his dog to awaken him in the morning. Lucky man! Many of ns remain awake all night from a like cause. There’s a man in New York who says he can Bing 6,000 old songs. It’s a safe statemSSnST never find a body to hear him through. A coon was killed in an Atlantic City hotel. Probably coon hunting will now be taken up as a midwinter diversion by the smart set A Cincinnati physician has Invented a machine that will do ones breathing automatically. Now will become a reality the man who is too lazy to breathe. Women are attending court in Kansas City these days to learn how the law is administered. Perhaps they want to get a set 6f precedents for home rule. * Sir George Blrdwood comes to bat with the advice that to become an octogenarian, like himself, none need worry about his health. Most people don’t—while they have it. Kansas City has discovered that very few married men are in its charitable institutions. It may be an unjust inference that the married men are being supported by. their wives. A new nickel is to be minted. There may be the usual criticisms upon the new design, but to the large majority it is not the design, but the quality of nickels which holds vital interest. A laborer in a Connecticut town recently dug up an iron pot filled with pieces o’ eight Must have been buried by a salesman of wooden nutmegs. One indignant mother says that she does not wish her children tanght pottery in schools, as that is what ails friend husband, who does nothing but potter around. A bill haß been Introduced at Washington demanding that imitation beer be labeled. Still, there are those who bold that a man who can’t tell the real from the Imitation doesn’t deserve protection. German scientists declare that a man of fifty is at his best, physically and mentally. It is a little belated, but as another knock at the Oslerian theory, it will receive one of the cordial welcomes of the season. The naval practice of shutting up chickens in the turret of the Kathadin and then firing big guns at it is a highly cumbrous way of killing chickens. It recalls the proverbial “firing cannon at snipes in a high wind.” Some toys are so expensive that it Is more economical to set the children up in housekeeping and railroading than to buy the imitation articles. Between the peace assemblies and war preparations the poor dove of peace, like the perplexed congressman, wants to know where it is at ——■————>ll ■ The German national aviation fund Is oxer a million and a half. The respite from this big amount ■ are In •very point of view literally in the *tr.