Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1913 — Slow Chap. [ARTICLE]

Slow Chap.

'‘Yes,” laughed the girl with the pink parasol, “he is the slowest young man I ever saw.” “In what way, dear 7" asked hla chum. “Why, he asked for a kiss and I told him I wore one of those knotted veils* that takes so long to loosen.” “And what did he do?’’ “Why, the goose took time to untie the knot."—Mack’s Monthly.