Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 February 1913 — Suitable Companions. [ARTICLE]

Suitable Companions.

For the Napoleon of finance a willing bondsman;For the heiress who wishes to marry a title, a fortune teller. For the man who stops drinking when he discovers that whisky is bad for him, a snake charmer; For the champion amateur golfer, a cup-bearer. For the man who will not wear on overcoat, a trained nurse.