Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 January 1913 — THE CHEESE AT WORK. [ARTICLE]

THE CHEESE AT WORK.

Mystery Solved of What It Was Dn* isg to the Bread. The customer had not been sitting long at the hospitable table of a certain hotel, says an exchange, when he noticed something mysterious about his plate of fine old Stllton and bread. He watched it very closely for some time, then with, a look of awe on his face, called lustily for the waiter. \ . '■ “Waiter!” he cried, "remove this cheese. "Beg pardon, sir," said the waiter; "can I bring you any other kind?” "Remove this cheese, I tell you.-'* “We've some fine Gorgonzola, air.” "L’ll—great Jupiter, man!—if yon don’t remove it immediately I’ll call the police!” . “Sorry, sir,” said the now terrified waiter. "Is there anything wrong?” '-•Wrong! wrong! Can’t you see Vs eating all my bread?”