Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 January 1913 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

Dutiful Daughter.

The daughter of Mrs. Siddons had Always forbidden her to marry an acitor’ and, of course, Bhe chose a [member of the old gentleman’s company, whom she Becretly wedded. When Roger Kemble heard of it, Ihe was furious. “Have I not,’’ he exiclaimed, “forbidden you to marry a jplayer?” The lady replied, with downcast Ayes, that she had not disobeyed. “What, madam! Have you not allied [yourself to about the worst performer (in my company?” '* “Exactly so,” murmured the timjld bride; “nobody can call him an Actor." —Life.