Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 January 1913 — The Hero and the Valet. [ARTICLE]

The Hero and the Valet.

“No man Is a hero to his valet,” said the ready-made philosopher. “Well," replied Senator Sorghum, “with so many people willing to give wdjiftlring demonstrations without charge, a man wouldn’t feel like paying a valet to applaud.”