Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 January 1913 — WOULD NOTIFY HIS FRIENDS [ARTICLE]

WOULD NOTIFY HIS FRIENDS

If Married to Hatchet-Faced Woman Who Dig All Talking, Mafl Would Let Fact Be Known. “Who la that hatchet-faced woman over there "Who seems to think it la necessary for her to do all the talking 1 ?” ' . ~ “Don’t you* know her?” "No, 1 never saw her before. If she's" married I’m sorry for the poor devil who is her husband. I can’t Imagine anything more terrible than being tied up to a woman like that for life, heavens, hear her go it! Her voice is like a rasp. I should think her throat would be ■ all worn out. Do ybu know what I’d do if I were nsfrried to such a woman?" “No. For heaven’s sake tell me." "Oh. I beg your pardon; old man. I didn’t mean any offense. • I—l apologize.” “That’s all right. You gave me to understand a moment ago that there was something you -would do If you were married to such a woman. What is it?" “I’d hasten to let my friends know It when I took her out anywhere so they wouldn’t be In any danger of making the kind of a break I’ve just made.” *