Evening Republican, Volume 17, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 January 1913 — Would Never Do. [ARTICLE]

Would Never Do.

An actor, being unable to find work on the stage and needing his meals, finally obtained the promise of a conductor’s job on the street car lines. “When do I report?” “At 4 a. m. sharp," said the manager. •

“Shades of Booth!” exclaimed the Thespian. "I couldn’t stand such hours. The fines would offset the salary. Why, I’d be late for rehearsal every day.” : ———