Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 310, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 December 1912 — Warning. [ARTICLE]

Warning.

"Your son,” says the phrenologist to the anxious parents, “will become a poet some day.” Here the father interrupts with an air of deep concern. “But don’t you think we could cure him right now if we would whack that poetical bump with a sledge or something like that?"