Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 309, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1912 — Likes Eggs. [ARTICLE]

Likes Eggs.

Barber —Have a shampoo? Customer —Yes, I suppose so. Barber—What kind will you have? Customer —What kind have TO* got? Barber—Well, the egg shampoo it hard to beat ‘ Customer—All right, gimme one. Eggs are too high to eat, so I’ll try one on my head.