Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 309, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1912 — Ideal Match. [ARTICLE]

Ideal Match.

"But,” says the candid friend, "1 cannot for the life of me understand why you intend to marry him. He has a wooden leg and the other one is bowed, and he only has one eye and is bald in patches, and positively has the ugliest whiskers I ever saw on a man. Why, no woman in her senses could love him!”. “We shall be ideally happy,” explains the beauteous,; girl. “I shall neTer be jealous of film for the reasons you have cited. And he will always be so glad and proud that I married him that he won’t care how much I flirt.” —Judge’s Library.